A county sign showing escape routes from a house in case of tsunami or other flood-type event read: "PLAN YOUR ESCAPE." But instead of educating me, it just made me think of all the things you could plan to escape from. I have made a list. Forgive me.
PLAN YOUR ESCAPE! from:
- cardboard boxes (possibly the type that contain refrigerators)
- conversations that are
a. tedious
b. too personal
c. insulting
d. interesting
- Celtic music
- knotted up aprons
a. straight from the drying machine
b. shoved into a drawer
c. in a plastic bag (as was mine this morning)
- too small shirt sleeves
a.(this list is drawn from personal experiences)
b.(painful personal experiences)
c.(as you can tell)
- wedding photos
- all photos
- strangers with judgmental eyes
- tourist traffic
- enslavement
- Cormac McCarthy novels
a. THE CROSSING!!!!!!! ANYONE? HOLY LORDY.
- sugar high
- commitments
- ambiguous decisions
- current situations
- coffee shops with "bad atmosphere"
- phrases like "good energy"
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Yes, ALL PHOTOS!
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